oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
May the power of my ass compel you!!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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