don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
