How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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