Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
She said her name was "party"
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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