Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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