im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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