4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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