sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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