i think i have herpe
just one?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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