He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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