Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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