Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?