Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.