you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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