if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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