dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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