he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So. Much. Porn.
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