I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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