question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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