Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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