Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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