Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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