My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
50% drunk capacity currently
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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