Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
