Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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