He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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