If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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