Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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