Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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