In the future we'll all be gay
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
And my parents said I crawled through the house
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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