Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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