It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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