At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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