so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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