at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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