no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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