margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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