Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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