It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Alive.
So much puke
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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