remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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