You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just found puke in my bra..
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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