So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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