She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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