Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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You're a waste of cheezeits
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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