Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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