i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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