So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
