nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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