mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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