I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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