A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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