Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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