I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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