What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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