Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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