Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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