Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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