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and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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