i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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