thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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