I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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