Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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