They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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